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10 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right

#1. 

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?

A. Don’t look. I’m about to change!

#2.  

Q.  What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

    A. Do you smell carrots?

#3.

Q. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? 

A. Because she’s always running away from the ball!

#4.

Q. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A. She will let it go.

#5.

Q. Why is there a fence around a cemetery?

A. People are dying to get in.

#6.

Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?

A. On the dark side.

#7.

Q. What room doesn’t have doors?

  1.  A mushroom

#8.

Q. What do you say when you lose a Wii game?

A. I want a Wii match!

#9.

Q. What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?

A. You're under a vest.


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