10 Jokes to Start Your Weekend Right
#1.
Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. Don’t look. I’m about to change!
#2.
Q. What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A. Do you smell carrots?
#3.
Q. Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A. Because she’s always running away from the ball!
#4.
Q. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A. She will let it go.
#5.
Q. Why is there a fence around a cemetery?
A. People are dying to get in.
#6.
Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the dark side.
#7.
Q. What room doesn’t have doors?
A mushroom
#8.
Q. What do you say when you lose a Wii game?
A. I want a Wii match!
#9.
Q. What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?
A. You're under a vest.
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