Shower Thoughts

• Does a straw have one or two holes?

• It can never be opposite day because if it is, then it it isn’t.

• Our fingers have finger tips, but our toes don’t have toe tips...yet we can still tip toe, but can’t tip finger.

• Why in the world does gigantic have two different soundings?

• You’re not stuck in traffic; you are the traffic!

• I wonder if they draw Waldo first and then fill everyone in around him, or draw everything first and then find somewhere to hide him.

• You probably correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects you.

• The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly. 

• If you're watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same thing, but a sunrise.

-Zoe Mellors, The Victoria Voice School Newspaper